I got to visit my sister and her kids, my grandma and my brother and some of his kids last weekend. It was really nice. Driving around my college town in the cooling weather made me nostalgic. I hadn’t been on a road trip by myself in a long time. Heck, I haven’t BEEN by myself for more than a few hours in ages. I’m very busy and important. AKA over scheduled. So it was nice to just be alone in my thoughts for a few hours at a time.
My sister and I got to talking about how we’ve both gained some weight in the last few months and have been having trouble staying motivated to lose it. We’ve both done well on Weight Watchers in the past (she went to meetings but I never did) but it hasn’t been doing the trick lately because we just can’t seem to stay motivated. . We talked about a few other tactics we’ve heard of but nothing seemed to fit. So the next morning my sister gets up and around and looks at me across the kitchen with a glint in her eye. She had an idea. A brilliant idea. Last year we started a tradition in our family for some of the girls to go Christmas shopping together in Branson and we’re going to go the first week in December this year. So my sister and I are having our own version of the Biggest Loser.
- We both have to lose at least 10lbs by the shopping trip or the competition is void.
- Whoever loses the most between now and when we go shopping gets her portion of the hotel room paid for by the other sister
Voila! We’re both going to join Weight Watchers and go to the meetings and we are going to rock this joint! My personal goal is to lose between 12 and 17lbs. We started on Monday so that gives us almost 11 weeks. At the very minimum, if I lose a pound a week plus a few ounces I’ll make my goal. I think 1.5-2lbs a week is a healthy amount for sustaining weight loss so I’m pretty confident that it’s doable! And then we’re going to be some smokin’ hot sisters come Christmas-time!
So I’ve been counting my points this week and doing pretty well. Which brings me to the crummy item on today’s list.
I really like Red Delicious apples. They are just so crisp and juicy. I like to put them in the fridge. Cold is best when it comes to apples in my book. Not so with oranges. Oranges should be room temperature. And I put salt on them. But I didn’t buy an orange yesterday. I bought an apple. A nice, dark, red one. And put it in the crisper of the fridge at work next to the rest of my food: my lunch, my bag of bagels and cream cheese for breakfast. I was thinking about that apple all day yesterday but had a meeting in another town in the afternoon so I didn’t get to have it as my snack. After grocery shopping last night I was hungry and seriously wishing I had just brought it home. I definitely should have.
Because something terrible happened.
I thought about the apple all day today too. Just waiting and waiting for my afternoon tummy grumble that meant it was snack time. I spend a VERY long time working on some stuff with one of my bosses and FINALLY we finished and off I went to get my apple to de-stress from my crazy to-do list.
But it wasn’t in the fridge.
I walked back to my desk and stood there sort of lost and confused. Then I went back to the fridge to look again. I moved things around. I picked up jugs of milk because apples are so magical they could hide underneath a jug of milk, right? But no. My apple was gone.
Somebody ate my apple. Somebody STOLE my apple.
HOW does a person do that? What on earth makes someone feel so entitled that they think they can just take whatever they want, whenever they want it just because they feel like it? I am utterly shocked and appalled.
So I, of course, sent an email to the entire office explaining how I was very sad because I had been dreaming about my rosy red delicious apple all day and, alas, it was nowhere to be found. But maybe it just went on a little trip and would be back in its drawer in the morning. Except it might have sounded slightly less passive aggressive. Or it might not have. I was royally ticked off. I hit send and moments later hear laughing all over the office. I then get a handful of responses telling me how I am oh-so “Fun” and “Hilarious.”
I am not fun or hilarious. I am a hungry dieting woman who was looking forward to a 1 point snack. And some Skank stole it from me. Also, I’m cheap. I budget my month down to a ZERO every month just like Dave Ramsey taught me (I try to/mean to anyway). There is not a penny that I don’t have specific plans for. They might as well have opened up my purse and pulled a couple of bucks out of my wallet. Since when is it OK to act like little children who don’t know any better in the workplace?!?! *Expletive of Frustration*
What I really want to do right now is take a nice hot bubble bath and read a comfort book. You know, the ones I’ve read over and over. Except I can’t. Because I made a pledge (sort of). And I can’t self medicate with Laura Ingalls Wilder. And all the books I have lined up at home ready to read are serious ones. Somehow I don’t think any of these would lift my spirits.
Now I want chocolate cake too.